Try and have any kind of serious conversation with these in your ears. Seriously, I dare you. People will be freaked the freak out by your teeth laden ears.
“Where did they acquire these teeth?” *The people shall wonder*
“Do they have a plethora of cats and incense sticks in their home?” *The people shall silently ask*
“Don’t they have a mirror in their home?” *My mother says with her eyes (but not her mouth) while staring at me over brunch
