Somedays you just don't have it in you. It's just life sometimes. Don't wanna engage, don't wanna talk. Well we have the perfect earrings for those days! You can wear them around your housemates so they know to stear clear! You can be wearing a bright green warning flag for your husband to get the signal loud and clear. These do not work with children AT ALL though. Those little weirdos are attracted to the bright and strange, and they shall flock to you like a lemur to a tree.
You have been warned.
All purchases are wrapped sweetly and can include a personal note, if you like!